| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Amazon's Alexa
No Longer Tells Trump Jokes
Now, if you ask for one, it asks you for
your birth certificate. |
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| FACTOID |
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Cabinet's Net Worth Equal to That
of Bottom Third of Americans
Or, Trump voters. |
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| ART |
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Christo Cancels Vast Project
Because of His Dislike for Trump
Had plans to fill Grand Canyon with Silly Putty. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Mar-a-Lago Doubles
Membership Fee to $200,000 as Popularity Surges
Sudden rush of applications from foreign
leaders who are falling all over themselves
learning to play golf. |
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| KIDZ KORNER |
| Here are two versions
of the same thing, one of them exists in
RealityLand, the other in TrumpLand. Mark
the space before each statement with an R
for RealityLand or a T for Trumpland. |
___ There was a huge crowd for the
inauguration.
___ There was a huge crowd for the
women's protest marches the next day. |
___ “We will build a beautiful
border wall, and Mexico will pay for it.”
___ Mexico will not pay for the wall. |
___ Minorities are taking over
the country.
___ White people are still running
the country, as they always have. |
___ Most Americans hate the
Affordable Care Act.
___ 20 million Americans who got
health care coverage for the first time love the Affordable Care Act. |
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