| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Google's
DeepMind Reads Lips Better Than Human
Lip-Readers
Warning: In near future, everything you
say will be held against you. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Prince Harry Announces “Royal
Household Hospitality Scholarship” to
Serve Royal Family
Recipient will help them get dressed, tie their
shoes, chew their food, and so on. |
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| NEW PRODUCTS |
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 Nike Unveils
the First Self-Tying Sneaker!
Pre-orders for this breakthrough footwear
are pouring in from young and old, but
mostly old, who relish the idea they'll
never have to bend over again before going
out for a vigorous workout. $720, at Sitters
World. |
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| FEATURE |
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| President-elect Trump has had nice things
to say about a number of foreign leaders.
Which one of the following has he not praised? |
| A ) | Rodrigo Duterte of the Philippines |
| B ) | Nawaz Sharif of Pakistan |
| C ) | Nursultan Nazarbayev of Kazakhstan |
| D ) | Kim Jong Un of North Korea |
| Hint: Trump hasn't met Dennis Rodman yet. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Italy:
World's Oldest Person, 117, Never Eats
Fruits or Vegetables
She only eats birthday cake. |
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