| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 North Korean
Zoo's Smoking Chimp Receiving Harsh Criticism
From hundreds of groups, each for a different reason. |
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Survey: Millennials Believe
George W. Bush Killed More
People Than Stalin
At least he did in their respective video games. |
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| TRAVEL |
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Canada's Tourism Industry
Suffers Sudden Collapse
As polls show Clinton up by 12
points. |
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| SPORTS |
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Cursed, Snakebitten, Long-
Suffering Cubs Finally |
 Reach World Series
Where they'll lose on disputed play involving goat
interfering with foul ball. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Of the 1.8 million dead people still
listed on registration rolls, how many of them will actually cast a
ballot? |
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A ) |
1,458 |
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B ) |
829 |
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C ) |
17 |
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D ) |
4 |
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E ) |
0 |
| Hint: think about
the trip from the cemetery. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Barbie With Petite, Curvy and Tall
Models, Seven New Skin Tones,
Making Comeback
All of them subject to body shaming,
molestation by new Donald doll. |
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