| PEOPLE |
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 Trumps Greet
Bill Clinton in Their Private
Luxury Box at U.S. Open Tennis Championships
“Talked tennis, had a few drinks, played
Twister,” recalls unidentified “family
friend.” |
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| MEDIA |
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Gretchen Carlson Settles Roger Ailes Sex
Suit Against Fox for $20 Million and Brief
Apology
Ailes gets $40 million, a wink and a nod. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Wells Fargo Fires 5,300
Employees for Opening 2 Million Fake
Accounts
Company blames “a few bad apples.” |
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 Apple Ditches
Headphone Jack in Latest iPhone
Experts predict up to one billion of the stylish
new wireless “AirPods” (shown) will end up in the
ocean. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Experts: 20%-50% Chance We're
Inside a Matrix, Reality Just
a Simulation
In which case experts not really experts,
published odds completely arbitrary. |
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Surprise Discovery: Giraffe
Actually Four Distinct Species
That just happen to look remarkably alike. |
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 Giant
Panda No Longer Listed as Endangered
Still listed as Too Cute For Words. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Scientists Identify 6th Taste to
Add to Salty, Sweet, Sour,
Bitter and Umami
Yucky. |
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FDA: Antibacterial Soap No Better
Than Good Old Soap and Water
FDA no better than good old common sense. |
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