| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Missouri: GOP
Candidate for Governor Runs Ad Showing
Him Firing Machine Gun
Unfortunately, firing at large crowd of supporters,
making him an underdog. |
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Report: Donations Given as
“Recurring Payment” on Trump
Website Can't Be Cancelled
They're deducted from your savings account
“in perpetuity” it says in tiny
2-point font at bottom of page. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Computers Being Trained to Spot Sarcasm
Still years away from recognizing disingenuousness. |
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| SPORTS |
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IOC Adds Surfing, Skateboarding and
Climbing to 2020 Olympics
Rejects poker, poetry and Pictionary. |
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Nike to Stop Making Golf Equipment,
as Millennials Not Playing Golf
Although they love video golf, can't stop playing it. |
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| Sinking in the polls, Trump is about to
double down on Hillary, who he absolutely hates because: |
| A ) | she lies |
| B ) | she's corrupt |
| C ) | she's only maybe a 4 |
| D ) | she reminds him of his first two wives |
| Hint: What's-Her-Name and What's-Her-Face. |
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| FOOD |
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McDonald's Removes All
Artificial Preservatives and
Ingredients From McNuggets
Leaving nothing. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Apple Changes
Gun Emoji to a Water Pistol
Making it a bit harder to send anonymous online
extortion threats. |
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