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MISCELLANEOUS
South Korea Dealing With “Smartphone Zombies” at Busy Intersections
Planning ahead for inevitable “virtual reality zombies.”
 
LEISURE
Game of Clue Replaces Mrs. White With Female Scientist Dr. Orchid
Dr. Orchid murdered in library with a candlestick by Mrs. White.
 
LAW
Senate Republicans Still Refusing to Hold Hearings for Obama’s Supreme Court Nominee
Prefer to wait until next session, when Hillary will nominate Obama.
 
SPORTS
Dirty, Toxic Rio Water Threatens Well-Being of Olympic Athletes
If they're fortunate enough not to be kidnapped, murdered or contract Zika virus while waiting to compete.
FEATURE
The following is a list of actual names of various popular strains of what medicinal product?
  1,  Amnesia Haze
  2,  Girl Scout Cookies
  3.  Trainwreck
  4.  Durban Poison
  5,  God's Gift
  6,  Death Star
  7.  Agent Orange
  8.  Kosher Kush
  9.  Hindu Skunk
  10.  Kryptonite
Hint: you can put this product in your pipe and smoke it.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Japan: Bunch of Grapes Sells for $10,800
Extremely wealthy buyer says he'll leave them in the sun until they're raisins, add them to his oatmeal.

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