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PEOPLE
Michigan Governor Snyder Vows to Drink Flint Tap Water for One Month
Hopes, by giving himself lead poisoning, people will forget he allowed thousands of children to get it.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
7-Hour Trailer Released for Film That Lasts 30 Days
Director of Ambiancé (shown) says it was taken away from him; wants public to see director's cut.
 
MEDIA
Only 6% Trust Press, Equaling
Rating for Congress

In contrast, used car salesmen, personal injury lawyers get an 80% rating.
Influential Rightwing Drudge Report Strongly Backs Trump
With dog whistle headlines.
 
BUSINESS
Missouri McDonald's Promises
All-You-Can-Eat French Fries

If Missouri legalizes assisted suicide.
VW Willing to Buy Back
500,000 Vehicles

Vehicle owners say they have a great deal for them, but first they have to get the okay from the manager.
London: All-Naked Restaurant
To Open

Try not to splatter your soup.
 
SCIENCE
New Evidence Reveals Insects Are
Conscious, Aware of What's Going On

Not very happy about it.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Good News: 295,000 U.S. Deaths Prevented by 2030 With Cuts to Greenhouse Gas
Bad news: 295 oil company executives will have to downsize a bit.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Report: Dozens of Breakfast
Foods Contain Residue of
Monsanto's Weed Killer, Roundup

Monsanto now touts Roundup as “a great way to start your day.”

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