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ENTERTAINMENT
  New Ride at Universal Studios Theme Park Making People Sick
Wizarding World of Harry Potter (above) uses cutting-edge 3-D technology to induce nausea, vomiting and many more repeat rides.
 
PEOPLE
Jerry Hall, Rupert Murdoch Married
Her first, his twelfth.
 
BUSINESS
IBM CEO Given $4.5 Million Bonus Despite Profit Plunge of 15%
Board says if she doesn’t come to work this year, she’ll get an even bigger bonus.
Orders for Durable Goods
Surge in January

Orders for flimsy, trashy, throw-away stuff also up.
Forbes Unveils Latest List of
World's Top 100 Billionaires

Check to see if you're among them.
SCIENCE
NASA Looking for Volunteers to Lie In Bed for 70 Days for $18,000
Researchers want to know how long-term inactivity affects a bunch of lazy bums.
New Footage of Chimpanzees'
Ritualistic Behavior Captures
Early Form of Religious Belief,
Say Experts

Chimps then spread their faith to other chimps, gorillas, baboons, orangutans, and eventually the guy who cleans the cages.
 
The Dress: Study Finds Those Who Saw White and Gold Early Risers, Those Who Saw Blue and Black Night Owls
Those who saw orange and green went on bender, passed out in bathroom.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Homeopathy No More Effective Than a Placebo
On the other hand, placebos surprisingly effective.
Study: Female Viagra Doesn't
Work Very Well

Whereas some men get erections just watching ads for Viagra.

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