MISCELLANEOUS |
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According to Map of "Likes" on
Facebook, Ben Carson in Lead
And Santorum leads on MySpace. |
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TECHNOLOGY |
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Dutch Police
Employing Eagles to Snatch Unwanted Drones
Out of Sky
Orders for eagles pouring in from Syria,
Afghanistan, Pakistan, Libya, Yemen. |
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LAW |
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In Georgia, Blind People Can
Carry a Gun
Because, if you outlaw guns for blind people,
only people who can see will have guns. |
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SPORTS |
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Baseball: Pitchers, Catchers Report
Sit around, waiting for rest of team to show up. |
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GAMES |
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Hasbro Unveils
New Monopoly With ATM Instead of Cash
We're sorry, our computer is down. Go
outside and play. |
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RELIGION |
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Letters Reveal Pope John Paul II
Had Deeply Personal Friendship
With Married Woman
But apparently never got past third base. |
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ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Huge Shipment
of Meth Bra Inserts Seized in Australia
Sparking worldwide panic among flat-chested
meth addicts. |
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