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PEOPLE
LeBron James Signs Lifetime Nike Deal
He'll get paid by Nike until they go out of business.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Fans Already Lining Up for Next "Star Wars" Movie
And the one after that.
 
BUSINESS
Looming Legal Woes for DraftKings, FanDuel Have Heavily Invested Pro Leagues Thinking Plan B
In talks with the mob.
Chemical Giants Dow, DuPont
Merge to Become DowDuPont

And half their employees become former DowDuPont employees.
American Airlines Adds New, Roomier “Premium Economy” Seats
Guess where they got the room from?
SCIENCE
Breakthrough: First Litter of
Puppies Conceived Through
In Vitro Fertilization

Scientists hope to try it on rabbits who have had difficulty conceiving.
 
NASA Releases Latest Image of Pluto
Gives rise to speculation dwarf planet similar to Land of Oz.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Top Prescription Drug Plan to
Offer $1 Alternative to $750 Pill

A slam dunk for those who like to comparison shop.
British Study: Happiness Has No Direct Effect on Mortality
But being really pissed off all the time shortens your life by 5.7 years.
Electroshock Therapy Becoming Acceptable Again
And some think lobotomies could be “the next big thing.”

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