MISCELLANEOUS |
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MouseMingle Debuts
Dating site for obsessed Disney fans
who never seem to get asked out on
second date. |
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Six Americans Have Been
Shot by Their Dogs
All in states that allow dogs to own guns. |
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TECHNOLOGY |
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Experimental Robot
Teaches Itself to Walk
Next up, teaching itself to chew gum. |
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EDUCATION |
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Pillow Fights Banned at West
Point After Injuries
Also Rock, Paper, Scissors. |
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ENVIRONMENT |
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2015 on Track to Be
Hottest Year Ever
But nothing like 2016, and don't even
ask about 2017. |
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Tafsheen Malik and Syed Farook met on a
dating site. What was the profile that attracted him to her? |
A ) | I am devout,
very hot, and extremely dangerous. |
B ) | I love long
walks on the beach, romantic dinners, and explosive devices. |
C ) | You will
never see my face before we make violent love together. |
Hint: also, after we are martyred
together, you will be given 72 virgins in Paradise. |
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RELIGION |
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Jerry Falwell, Jr. Urges Students
to Carry Concealed Weapons
And, if you see the Devil, shoot him. |
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ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Bad News: Despite
Calorie Counts on Menus, Obesity Crisis Worsens
Good news: no shortage of Santas this year. |
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