| PEOPLE |
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 Trump Ridicules
Reporter With Disability
Then takes his handicapped parking space. |
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| MEDIA |
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NBC Gives GOP Candidates
12 Minutes Free Airtime Since
Trump Hosted SNL
They must appear in overlong sketches
without endings. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Pfizer, Allergan Marry,
Move to Ireland
Newlyweds look forward to meeting new
friends, saving $800 million in taxes. |
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Nonprofit Founded to Combat
Obesity Says $1.5 Million From
Coca-Cola Has “No Influence”
Now seeking another $1.5 million from Coors. |
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NHTSA Delays Mandate
Requiring Electric Vehicles
to Cater to Visually Impaired
Until then, keep honking until
they get out of the way. |
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| SCIENCE |
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 Five Mysterious
“Fast Radio Bursts” From Milky Way
Baffle Scientists
It's as if, several million years ago, someone
butt-dialed us. |
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 Amateur Astronomer
Spots “Rat” in Photo Taken by NASA's Mars Rover
Not shown: nearby “slice of pizza.” |
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 Biggest
Diamond in Over a Century Discovered
On “Antiques Roadshow.” |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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NFL: Concussion Protocol
Not Followed
Confused, disoriented commissioner
allowed to continue on job. |
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Pharmaceutical Firm
Reneges on Promise to Cut
Price of Life-Saving Drug
In time for Christmas. |
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