| PEOPLE |
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 Trump Allows
Photographers Inside His Opulent New York Penthouse
Above: one of twenty-eight walk-in closets. |
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 After Hastert
Pleads Guilty in Hush Money
Scheme, Portrait Removed From Hallway
Outside Chamber
“Hastert Rule” will be changed to
name of Republican lawmaker not guilty of ethics
charges, once one is found. |
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| BUSINESS |
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 Snoop Dogg
Introduces Own Line of Marijuana
Products
“I want to be to weed what Ralph
Lauren is to tweed,” he says. |
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 Report:
Diamonds More Common
Than Previously Thought
Tiffany announces 2-for-1 sale between
now and Christmas. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Happiness Levels on Rise in
Adolescents, Adults Over 30
Becoming Less Happy
Study concludes “making a living
way less fun than playing video games.” |
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Earth-Like Planet Discovered
Only 39 Light Years Away,
Surface Temperature of
500 Degrees
Perfect for baking potatoes. |
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 Thermal
Scan Reveals Mysterious
Hot Spot in Great Pyramid
Hollywood: three new mummy pictures greenlighted. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Facelifts Do Not Raise, In Some
Cases Lower Self-Esteem
Next study: self-esteem in patients
who've had their faces lowered. |
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| CORRECTION |
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| Last
week we said “tobacco executives knew decades ago
about the dangers of global warming but did nothing.”
What we meant to say was “oil executives knew
decades ago about the dangers of smoking cigarettes,
but did nothing.” We regret the error. |
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