| NEW PRODUCTS |
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 This Thing Transmits
Your Dog's Mood to You Wherever You Are!
Brilliant entrepreneurs hope to make
millions by selling a strap loaded with
electronics that attaches to your dog's
tail and lets you know if your dog's happy
(right wag) or sad (left wag) from
anywhere in the world. $99.95, at Wait-What? |
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| OUR TIMES |
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Book: Nixon Scribbled Privately,
“The Result=Zilch” Assessing 10-Year
Bombing Campaign in Laos, Vietnam
But at least he wasn't a crook. |
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| PICTURE OF THE WEEK |
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Photo of Billy the Kid Playing
Croquet Found in Junk Shop
Could Be Worth Millions
Picture of James brothers and Ford brothers
playing Canasta (not shown) could be worth even more. |
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| BREAKING NEWS |
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 Jeb Bush: We Can't Trust Donald
Trump With Our Nuclear Codes
Not with that hair. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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NASA Climate Scientist Says
Seas Will Rise More, and Sooner
Suggests we seek higher ground,
or buy galoshes. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Art World to Use DNA-Based
Authentication to Spot Fakes
Although forgers have been known to
perfectly copy Van Gogh's genome. |
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| SPORTS |
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Fearing Injury, More Parents
Preventing Kids From Playing
Football
Steering them to rugby, mixed martial arts, jousting. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Chinese Obama
Look-Alike Gets $1,500 Per Show
Says he hopes to eventually work in Times Square. |
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