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 Canonization of Junipero Serra
Still Controversial
Particularly among descendants of
those he enslaved, tortured and killed. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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 Schwarzenegger Replacing Trump on
“Celebrity Apprentice”
After reluctantly promising not to sleep
with the help. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Bob Dylan Doing Commercials
For IBM
Joan Baez still holding out for more money. |
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Hewlett Packard to Fire
30,000 Workers
Giving them more time to campaign
for Carly Fiorina. |
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Report: Automakers Have Been
Cheating on Emissions Since
Regulations Began
Get rid of regulations and cheating
will disappear, it concludes. |
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| SCIENCE |
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NASA: There's Water on Pluto
For when Mars gets too crowded. |
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Study: 3% of Frog Species
Now Extinct, 7% May Disappear Within
Next Century
Finger of suspicion points to France. |
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 Scientists Digitally
Simulate Part of Rat's Brain
To better understand how to exterminate them. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Retiring From Work
Associated With Poorer Health
Those who work themselves to death
actually live longer. |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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 1.8 Million
Boxes of Cheerios Recalled
Over False “Gluten-Free” Label
Company explains it meant, “just a
little gluten.” |
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