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PEOPLE
Jason Doré, Head of Louisiana GOP, Says He Used Ashley Madison Site for “Opposition Research”
Also did opposition research at escort services, brothels.
Putin Descends Into Depths of Black Sea Inside Bathyscaphe
He hasn’t been heard from since.
 
BUSINESS
Stocks Sink, Tank, Tumble
Also plummet, plunge, nosedive.
Report: Uber Failed to Uncover Drivers Who Were Convicted Murderers, Sex Offenders
But nailed those with outstanding parking tickets.
Canadian Firm Proposes 12-Mile-High Space Elevator
Replaces firm's previous plan for a space escalator.
SCIENCE
First Almost Fully-Formed
Human Brain Grown in Lab,
Researchers Claim

All it needs is a degree from somewhere.
Unmanned Japanese Rocket
Delivers Supplies, Parts,
Dozen Mice to Space Station

Among supplies: a dozen mousetraps.
 
Archaeologist's Theory: Nefertiti Buried in King Tut's Tomb
If she is, get ready for Nefertiti jewelry, Nefertiti makeup, Nefertiti Barbie.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Constantly Checking
Your Smartphone Can Lead
To Mental Mistakes

Which can lead to losing your smartphone, which can lead to fewer mental mistakes.
Study: Those Who Put in
Long Hours at Work 33%
More Likely to Die of Stroke

Good news for members of Congress.

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