| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Jerry Lewis Says He'll Allow
His Notorious Holocaust
Comedy The Day the Clown
Cried to Be Seen in 10 Years
Until then you'll have to be
satisfied with The Sorrow and the Pity. |
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House Where Ernest Hemingway
Committed Suicide Added to
National Register of Historic Places
Apartment where Lenny Bruce overdosed
still waiting. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Most Agree Robots Will Soon
Replace Humans in Practically
Every Occupation
But we'll still be useful as pets. |
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| ART |
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 U.S. Returns
Stolen Picasso to France
It had been hanging in the Stolen
Painting Museum in Newark for
over fifty years. |
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| PEOPLE |
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Obama in Martha's Vineyard,
Plays Golf With Larry David
Not that there's anything wrong with that. |
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Revealed: Donald Trump Wooed
Princess Diana
But concluded she wasn't good enough for him. |
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 Test Results Confirm Warren
Harding Fathered Love Child
Otherwise, he wasn't much of
a president. |
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| TRAVEL |
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Airline Passenger Complaints
Soar 20% in Last Six Months
Airline profits soar 20% in same time period. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Brazil Holds Annual Miss
BumBum Pageant
Shown: the talent competition. |
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