| PEOPLE |
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 Hillary Poses for
Selfie With Kim Kardashian
Hoping to expand her appeal to women
who wear tighter-fitting pantsuits. |
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Pope Invites Oprah to Vatican
Actually, he spoke to her assistant. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Pez Movie Planned
It's the only thing that hasn't been
made into a movie. |
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| SOCIAL MEDIA |
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Twitter Begins Deleting Stolen Jokes
Shuts down Milton Berle's account. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Target Removes Gender-Specific
Toys From Its Shelves
GI Joe now GI Pat. |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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Chinese Distillers Under Investigation
for Spiking Liquor With Viagra
Consumers told to call an ambulance if
they get an erection lasting more than four
hours and they're too drunk to drive
themselves to a hospital. |
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| SCIENCE |
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 Giant Telescope
Captures Stunning Image of Gas Cloud
Universe about to burp. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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FDA Approves First 3D-Printed Drug
FCC approves first 3D drug commercial. |
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Study: Eating Spicy Food
Can Extend Your Life
Could add another five-and-a-half
years of indigestion. |
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Report: Coca-Cola Funds Scientists
Who Shift Blame for Obesity Away
From Bad Diets
Blame bad marriages, bad weather,
bad moon rising. |
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| ART |
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 Paris: Van Gogh's Self-Portrait
Moved From Musée d'Orsay
To more popular Musée d'Selfy (above). |
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