MISCELLANEOUS |
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Man Upset With Unlimited Campaign
Spending Lands Gyrocopter on Capitol Lawn
Security tightened to make sure anyone who
opposes unlimited campaign spending never
lands there again. |
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20-Year-Old Rum
Created in Lab Fools Experts
Later, they're fooled by bathtub gin |
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TECHNOLOGY |
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First Robotic
Kitchen Resumes Testing
After first robotic food fight. |
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HISTORY |
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Book Claims Washington, Franklin,
Hamilton, Others Gay
They just didn't talk about it much. |
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SPORTS |
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Brazil 2016
Update: Rio Lagoon, Olympics Rowing Venue,
Almost Ready
They just need to remove millions of dead
fish. |
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Which of these headlines was
buried deep inside your newspaper
under the heading News Briefs? |
A ) | Taliban Massacre in Afghanistan |
B ) | Dozens Die in Iraq Bombings |
C ) | African Leader Accused of Murder
Wins Disputed Election |
D ) | Justice Department Drops Case
Against Wall Street Figure for Lack of Evidence |
E ) | Hundreds Die in Ferry Disaster
Somewhere Far Away |
F ) | Indian Police Fail to Intervene in Gang
Rape |
G ) | Civilians Die in Syrian Government
Counterattack |
H ) | Bus Plunges off Cliff in One of Those
South American Countries |
I ) | Safety Problems Force Toyota to Recall
Millions of Cars Sold in United States |
J ) | No Charges Brought Against Cop Who
Killed Unarmed Civilian |
K ) | Earthquake Strikes Impoverished Country,
Thousands Feared Dead |
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1 ) | A, and G |
2 ) | C, D, H, I and K |
3 ) | B, E, F an J |
4 ) | All of the above |
Hint: look for headlines that don’t mention a Kardashian. |
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