| PEOPLE |
 |
 Fidel Castro
Seen in Public for First Time
In Over a Year
Downing Jell-O shots, singing karaoke,
dancing with multiple partners at Salsa club. |
|
|
 Ex-Presidential
Hopeful Michele Bachmann Compares
Obama to Suicidal German Pilot
Makes comment on set of her
upcoming motion picture,
Sharknado 3. |
|
| |
| BUSINESS |
|
McDonald's Raises Employees'
Pay to Above Minimum Wage
Even though they'll start eating at Carl's Jr. |
|
Banks Move to Extend
More Credit to Borrowers
With Bad Credit Ratings
Grifters, deadbeats call move “long overdue.” |
|
 New Lincoln
Continental to be Sold in U.S. Designed for
Chinese Market
Game over. |
|
|
| SCIENCE |
|
Mysterious Non-Random Radio
Bursts From Outside Our Galaxy
Have Scientists Baffled
They could be from an intelligent
civilization thousands of light years
away, or a bunch of wiseguys
thousands of light years away. |
|
Thirty New Species Found in Los Angeles
“All new! Never seen before!” says
their press agent. |
| |
 Hubble
Telescope Confirms Einstein's Theory of
Relativity
For those among us who haven't done the math. |
|
|
| |
| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
|
Kraft, Dietitian Group End Deal on Kraft
Singles
Sticking point Kraft's insistence that
Kraft Singles is “a cheese product.” |
|
Expert Insists Roundup Chemical
Safe to Drink But Won't Drink It
Tells French TV show it's safe for others to drink. |
|
