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PEOPLE
Ex-IMF Chief Testifies at His Trial That Orgies Are Not Crimes.
Accusers just envious.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Netflix Launches $7.99 a Month Service in Cuba
Hoping Cubans will want to pay one third of their monthly income to binge-watch “House of Cards.”
 
MEDIA
Report: Drastic Decline in Press Freedom Across Globe
For God's sake, please don't tell anyone where you read this.
 
NEW PRODUCTS
Google Teams With Mattel to Update Kids' View-Master to Virtual Reality
Now they can experience all the grandeur of the Grand Canyon with the added terror of falling into it.
SCIENCE
National Science Panel Asks
For Innovative Solutions
To Global Warming

Like bioengineering a new generation of humans who can breathe in carbon dioxide, breathe out oxygen.
 
Hubble Spots “Smiley Face” in Space
Cosmologists believe it's either an unusual formation of galaxies or we're all part of a massive practical joke.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Johnson & Johnson Starts
Project to Predict Who Will
Get a Disease

Then they can barrage them with advertising.
Dietary Guidelines Panel
Reverses Decades of Warnings
About High Cholesterol Foods

So toss another Twinkie into the deep fryer.

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