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CONSUMER ELECTRONICS
Latest Video Game Arcades Feature Virtual Reality Gaming
Virtual reality goggles place you in a 3D world where you experience the act of going to a video game arcade and wearing virtual reality goggles.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Scientists Design Computer
Program That Can Defeat
Humans at Texas Hold’em

Unbeatable when operated by an attractive female in a low-cut dress.
 
SPORTS
NCAA to Assist Players' Families
With Travel Expenses to
Championship Game

And hope families keep mouths shut regarding billions players bring in while getting paid nothing.
NBA: Things So Bad in New York, Knicks Fans Wearing Bags Over Heads
Shown (l to r): Woody Allen, Spike Lee, Alec Baldwin, Larry David, Phil Jackson.
The Trans-Pacific Partnership is a trade deal designed to improve the lives of:
A )The people of North and South America, and the people of the western Pacific region.
B )All people whose countries are trading partners in Europe and Asia.
C ) The world's biggest banks and financial institutions.
Hint: start by eliminating answers with the word “people” in them.
 
NUMISMATICS
1793 Penny Sells for $2.35 Million at Auction
Actually, $2,349,999.99.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Toshiba ChihiraAico Android Aims for Real Communication With Human-Like Facial Expressions, Body Language
Dreams and desires.

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