ENTERTAINMENT |
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Crowdfunded
Glorious Leader! Video
Game Still Scheduled for Release
Despite threat to kill anyone who buys it. |
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BUSINESS |
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Dish Network Drops Fox News
Now Dish subscribers will never find out
what really happened in Benghazi. |
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POLITICS |
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Study: Liberals, Conservatives More
Physically Active Than Centrists
All golfers are centrists. |
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HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Finding: Social Media Physically
Rewiring Our Brains
We're dumber, but more up-to-date. |
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SCIENCE |
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Study: Computer Models
Severely Underestimated Melting of
Greenland's Ice Sheet
Suggests, if you're planning a trip
there, bring a paddle. |
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The law Congress passed just before
leaving for the holidays that lifted restrictions on banks that
would have prevented them from gambling with depositors'
savings on risky derivatives, was written by |
A ) | GOP lawmakers
at the behest of lobbyists. |
B ) | Democratic lawmakers
fishing for campaign contributions. |
C ) | A bi-partisan coalition
of lawmakers seeking to get re-elected. |
D ) | Citibank. |
Hint: It’s so much easier to write a good law
in a temperature-controlled board room than in a smoke-filled
back room in Washington. |
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ENVIRONMENT |
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Spending Bill Bars Government from
Requiring Cattle Operators to Report
Cow Flatulence and Belching, Major
Contributors to Global Warming
But they can joke about it privately. |
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REMINDER |
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Only 361 more shopping days until
Christmas. |
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