| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Prototype of
Facebook's Virtual Reality System Demonstrated
When perfected, it will allow you to
live entirely in your own universe,
with no human contact whatsoever
until the batteries die out. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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People Who Are Easily Disgusted
More Likely to Be Conservative
Except those easily disgusted by conservatives. |
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Arkansas, Nebraska, South Dakota Vote
to Hike Minimum Wage
Voters thought they were supporting hiking. |
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Report: Expelled Nazis Received
Millions in Social Security
Another example of good things happening to
bad people. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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World's Sand Disappearing Due to
Human Development, Rising Seas
And a sudden demand for hourglasses. |
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| FEATURE |
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| A recent study of
New York City's rat population estimated how many rats? |
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A ) |
at least ten million |
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B ) |
at least five million |
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C ) |
only two million |
| Hint: it didn't include
the financial district. |
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| TRAVEL |
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Airlines Continue Effort to Squeeze More
People Into Less Space
By starving them on long flights. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 New Twinkie
Eating Champion Crowned
He celebrates by going on shooting rampage. |
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