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PEOPLE
Microsoft Chief Tells Conference of Professional Women That if They Don't Ask for Raises, They'll Get Good Karma
Twice as much if they cook, have children.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Nielsen Admits Technical Problem Caused Mistaken Ratings for New Fall Season
Turns out nobody was actually watching TV.
 
BUSINESS
Amazon to Open First Brick-and-Mortar Site
You can walk in, buy an item and, if you join Amazon Prime, come back in two days to pick it up.
World's First 3-D Printed Car Rolled Out
First of an expected three million in the next two weeks.
PUBLISHING
Former Obama Cabinet Members
Publish Their Memoirs Before He's Out of Office
Each one has same title: “I Told You So.”
 
SCIENCE
Scientists Close to Growing
Penises in Lab

Close to meeting some women.
 
40,000-Year-Old Indonesian Cave Paintings Four Times Older than Previously Believed
Unimpressed, one art critic calls them “jejune.”
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Experts: Ebola Virus May Spread More Easily Than Assumed
If you’ve been on a plane recently, you probably have it.

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