| PEOPLE |
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 Obama Checks
Stonehenge Off His Bucket List
Leaving just Winchester Mystery House, Weeki
Wachee Springs. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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 Electronic Arts Removes
Wife-Beater Ray Rice From Madden 15
Replaces him with prostitute-killer
from Grand Theft Auto. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Chiquita Brands in Talks With Two
Suitors
Mr. Clean and Mr. Peanut. |
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Trump Entertainment Resorts Files for
Bankruptcy
Luckily, you already bought your Donald
Trump’s Secrets of Wealth Creation CD. |
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 Southern Restaurant
Chain Huddle House Won't List Calories or Offer
Healthy Choices
And doesn't give a damn if you live or die. |
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| SCIENCE |
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 Researchers Send Brain Messages
Directly From One Brain to Another
Breakthrough development will be
watched closely by neuroscientists,
advertisers. |
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UN: Ozone Layer Recovering for First
Time in 25 Years
But if you plan to be in the sun for more than three
minutes, wear a sombrero. |
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 Entirely
New Life Form Discovered
Off Coast of Australia
Marine biologists report it goes great with
pasta. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Married Couples Who Smoke
Marijuana Have Fewer Fights
Same for divorced couples. |
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Study: All Diets Equally Effective
Since everybody cheats. |
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