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PAGE THREE – JULY 14 - 20, 2014
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TECHNOLOGY
New Google Glass App Allows You to Control It With Your Thoughts
And vice versa.
Drug Companies May Soon
Have to Tweet Their Products'
Dangerous Side Effects

So tell your 80-year-old grandma to check her Twitter account regularly.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Pot Shortage Reported
Public asked to conserve.
 
LAW
FTC Sues Amazon Over
Parents Unlawfully Billed for
Purchases by Their Kids

Amazon calls suit frivolous, says parents should sue their kids.
 
PUBLISHING
New Book Will Reveal Warren Harding's Graphic Love Letters to His Mistress During 15-Year Affair
Part of an effort to boost his reputation.
FEATURE
The number of vets from Iraq and Afghanistan in the Disability Program:
A )Is nowhere near the number from Vietnam, Korea, and World War Two.
B )Is a small fraction of the number from Vietnam, Korea, and World War Two.
C )Nearly equals the number from Vietnam, Korea, and World War Two.
Hint: But that’s only because wounded soldiers used to die on the battlefield, but now they survive and need medical care for the rest of their lives.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
World's Tallest Apartment Building Going Up in Midtown Manhattan
Will block the view from the previously tallest apartment building in Manhattan.

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