| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Goblet in
Spanish Church is Holy Grail, Says
New Book
With other Holy Grail claims across
Europe, experts now believe Jesus gave
them out as Last Supper souvenirs. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Study: 6 in 10 Seniors Using Internet
They're responsible for vast majority of vile comments. |
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 Proposed
Supersonic Commercial Jet
Will Have Video Screens Instead of
Windows
Boring geometric farmland to be replaced
by boring G-rated movies. |
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| SPORTS |
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Baseball: Controversy Explodes Over
Player Taking 2 Games Off for Maternity
Leave
Old school critics say sitting on bench,
spitting, yelling expletives more important
than attending birth of first child. |
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 Dodgers Sign
Venezuelan Sensation
He'll report to their Double-A affiliate in
Chattanooga once rioting ends. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Translation Challenge: Secretary of State
John Kerry, asked about the possible
early release of Jonathan Pollard, replied,
“What is important to say about the Middle
East right now is it is completely premature
to draw any kind of judgment, certainly any
final judgment, about today’s events and
where things go.” |
| This means: |
| A ) | No comment. |
| B ) | Is it just me, or is it chilly in here? |
| C ) | Hey, how about the Bruins? |
| Hint: best record in the NHL. |
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| TRAVEL |
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Cost of Room Service, Dry Cleaning, Mini
Bar Accessories Highest in Helsinki,
Finland
One more reason, if you needed one, to not
visit Finland. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Survey: March
Madness Caused Nation’s Productivity to Plunge
to Lowest Level of the Year
Imperceptively slowing planet's rush to
environmental collapse. |
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