| TECHNOLOGY |
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 National Radio Quiet Zone in West
Virginia Prohibits All Transmissions
Residents of tranquil region that bans
all cellphones, WiFi, Internet, radio or
TV say they're “bored out of our
fucking minds.” |
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Report: Federal Register, a
Government Agency, Still
Uses Floppy Disks
It's the only agency whose data is secure. |
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| SPORTS |
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Seattle Seahawks Fans' Cheers
Cause Small Earthquake
Triggers larger quake along San Andreas
fault, destroys rival San Francisco 49'ers
park, gives Seahawks home field advantage
throughout playoffs. |
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World Cup: U.S. Draws
“Group of Death”
Disappointing an American soccer
audience estimated in the thousands. |
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| FEATURE |
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| A federal judge says Detroit is
eligible for bankruptcy, a move which could help |
| A ) | Workers
hoping to protect their pensions. |
| B ) | City
leaders hoping to hire more police,
fire fighters, and street repair workers. |
| C ) | Bankers. |
| Hint: look for the choice
with the fewest words. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Bob Dylan's Electric
Guitar From 1965 Newport Folk Festival Sells for
$965,000
To an anonymous old folkie who plans to “burn
it to a crisp.” |
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