| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 House
Stenographer Starts Ranting About
Jesus, Constitution, Freemasons, Removed
From Chamber, Taken for Tests
Later, House Republican starts ranting
about Jesus, Constitution, Freemasons. |
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 Physics Nobel Prize-Winner Peter
Higgs Doesn't Own Computer or Cell Phone
Was informed of his win by owl. |
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| LIFESTYLE |
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Trendy Brooklyn Restaurant Promotes Silent
Dining, Allows No Talking
Perfect for first dates, married couples. |
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| KIDZ KORNER |
| Vocabulary
Builders |
| anachronism n.,
a concept that has become obsolete, like
“the full faith and credit
of the United States.” |
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| FEATURE |
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| After a drug cartel boss was killed by
gunmen dressed as clowns at a Baja, California children's
party, what action was taken by the Mexican government? |
| A ) | Stern warning issued to clowns. |
| B ) | Stern warning issued to children. |
| C ) | Stern warning issued to both clowns
and children. |
| D ) | Movie rights for horror flick about
killer clowns at children's party nailed down. |
| Hint: Pemex can't fund Mexican government forever. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 37 House
Republicans Ascend to Heaven
Without their clothes. |
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