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PEOPLE
Rupert Murdoch's Pay Falls to $28.9 Million
That's before not paying taxes.
 
MEDIA
Hackers Bring Down Twitter
As a gift to humanity.
 
BUSINESS
Nissan to Begin Selling Robot Cars in 2020
Early sales expected to go to those who've lost their driver's license.
Standard & Poor’s Lowers Playboy’s Debt Rating
From 36-24-36 to 34-28-34.
Nazi-Themed Wines Draw International Outrage
Although the Mengele Merlot has a nice balance between fruit and oak.
SCIENCE
1,600-Year-Old Sweater Found In Norway
Oldest known artifact from Chilly Age.
Periodic Table About to Get 115th Element
Twerkium.
Chemist Claims All Life on Earth Began on Mars
Or at least all male life.
U.S. Launches Satellite That Can Identify Make, Model of Auto From 300 Miles Up
Experts speculate it's part of secret project funded by Kelley Blue Book.
First Brain-to-Brain Interface Achieved
Ability of two brains to communicate directly promises first advance in Contract Bridge in over a century.

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