MISCELLANEOUS |
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Netherlands: Dozens
Run Naked in Support of Imprisoned Rock Band Pussy
Riot
As predicted by Nostradamus. |
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China: Visit Your Parent Law
Means Adult Children Can Be Sued
If They Don’t Show Up
U.S. mulling law where adult children can
be sued if they don't leave. |
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SPORTS |
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Baseball Suspends Every
Player for Life
Fans approve of new get tough policy. |
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TECHNOLOGY |
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New Zealand Man
Building 3-D Printed Aston Martin
To tool around town with his inflatable woman. |
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FEATURE |
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Which famous celebrity once
rolled a watermelon down the aisle in a
classroom? |
A ) | Robert Downey Jr. |
B ) | Mel Gibson |
C ) | Lindsey Lohan |
D ) | Iranian Premier Hassan Rouhani |
Hint: Who knows what he’ll do to the Great Satan. |
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ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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OJ Wins Parole on Some Charges, But
Will Remain in Prison 4 More Years,
Despite Claim He Was Poorly Represented
Years ago I did much worse stuff and Johnnie
Cochran got me off. |
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