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Geraldo Rivera Tweets
Half-Naked Selfie
He's thinking of running for mayor of New York. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Facebook Founder Mark Zuckerberg Makes
$3.8 Billion in One Day of Trading
Then loses his wallet. |
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Halliburton Pleads Guilty, Must Pay $200,000
for Destroying Gulf Oil Spill Evidence
And perform two seconds of community service. |
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Data Analysis: Goldman Sachs
Has More Than 4,000 Separate
Corporate Entities
Each one a vibrant, thriving post office
box in the Caymans. |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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 Hamburger Helper
Renamed Helper
Survey found those who could only afford to eat
Hamburger Helper could no longer afford hamburger. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Researchers Say They've Created
False Memories in Mice
Mice remember being brought into
lab for this experiment, then given as
much cheese as they could eat. |
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NASA Experimenting With
Photons to See if Faster-Than-
Light Travel Possible
If it is, we'll be able to go back in time and erase all
our embarrassing voicemails. |
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 Australian Researchers
Unveil Shark-Proof Wetsuits
Unfortunately, one researcher was
trampled by a herd of zebras. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Full Moon Really Does
Disturb Your Sleep
Blame combination of extra light, gravitational pull
and watching a slew of B-movies with werewolves. |
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Study Finds Menus Listing
Calories Don't Work
Actuarial tables more effective. |
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