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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Rights Watchdog Freedom House Downgrades
U.S. in Its Annual Freedom Rankings
But we went right to top of Totalitarian Watchdog Despot
House's annual Captivity Index. |
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| KIDZ KORNER |
| Vocabulary
Builders |
| apprentice 1. archaic: now
out-of-use term for a young person who
would work for free for a long period of
years hoping to gain skills and connections
needed to secure paid work later. 2. intern |
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| TRAVEL |
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 Airbus Prepares for
First Flight of Airliner Made of Mostly
Composite Materials
If successful, could herald era of skies
filled with thousands of empty airliners
made of mostly composite materials. |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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Skechers Will Pay $40 Million to Settle
Class Action Suit By Consumers Who
Bought Shoes Believing They Would Lose
Weight By Wearing Them
And another $30 million for buying socks they thought would raise their IQ by twenty points. |
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Report: U.S. Meat Teeming With
Antibiotic-Resistant Superbugs
Public urged to check for bugs before each bite. |
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| SPORTS |
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 Many Baseball Players
Face Suspension for Ties to Anti-Aging Clinic
And underage drinking. |
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