| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Toronto's Mayor,
Who Spoke Out Against Drugs, Caught on Film
Smoking Crack
Also spoke out against cannibalism, say worried investigators. |
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Study: Westerners Have Lost,
On Average, 14 I.Q. Points
Since Victorian Era
And gained, on average, 14 pounds. |
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In States Planning to Expand Medicaid,
8.3% of Adults Under 65 Have Serious
Tooth Loss; 11.6% in States Not Planning
to Expand Medicaid
Where they don’t like government, can’t
pronounce “government” due to serious
tooth loss. |
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| LIFESTYLE |
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Study: Immigrants Live Longer
Than Their Children Due to
Unhealthy U.S. Lifestyle
But they can grow up here and make enough
money to move back and regain their health. |
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| A bill in the Afghan Parliament to
ban child marriage, forced marriage, exchanging
women to settle disputes, and charging rape victims
with adultery: |
| A ) | was passed
by a solid majority of the government we are defending
with national blood and treasure. |
| B ) | was referred
back to committee because it wasn’t strong enough. |
| C ) | was withdrawn
due to an uproar by religious parties. |
| Hint: if you allow rape victims to get
off scott free, women will be fornicating in the streets and
society will descend into chaos. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Brit Builds World's
Fastest Fully-Functioning Toilet
Warning: don't tailgate. |
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