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PEOPLE
U.S., Mexican Leaders in Joint Appearance
Nieto offers vague platitudes, Obama meaningless cllchés.
 
BUSINESS
Pessimism on Jobs Eases
It's replaced by despair.
 
MEDIA
Political Groups Buying Time
On ESPN to Reach Constant
Viewer Obama

Fate of Keystone Pipeline hinges on Top 10 Plays of the Day.
 
TRAVEL
Audit: Vegas Cabbies Overcharged Tourists $15 Million
Costing casinos $15 million.
 
CORRECTION
 
A recent account of the Syrian conflict estimated that 70,000 civilians had been killed. This number, while it may be accurate, is actually the number of civilians killed in the Mexican drug wars, also an estimate. We regret the confusion.
SCIENCE
Breakthrough: World's First 3D Printed Gun Unveiled
Fortunately, it will be several years before 3D printers are in every home.
Scientists Believe They've Found Region of Brain Controlling Aging
With additional funding from the Screen Actors Guild, they hope to confirm it.
 
Harvard Unveils Tiny Flying Robots
Could be crucial in field of fly swatter research.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Pharmaceutical Firms Race to Be First With “Viagra for Women”
Although only interest so far coming from men.
 
RELIGION
Arkansas, Mississippi, Pennsylvania, Texas, Maryland, South Carolina, Arkansas All Have Laws Banning Atheists from Holding Office
In case someone like Thomas Jefferson tries to run.

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