| PEOPLE |
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 Mitch McConnell
Filibusters His Own Proposal
Then punches himself in the nose, shoots
himself in the foot. |
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| MEDIA |
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Law Requiring Volume of TV Commercials to
Be Same as Programming Now in Effect
Surely you’ve noticed. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Report: Walmart May Buy Hostess
Workers would once again turn out Twinkies,
Ho Hos, Ring Dings, Devil Dogs, Ding
Dongs, Sno Balls, Yodels, Suzy Q's,
Donettes and Wonder Bread, but without
health benefits. |
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Report: Google Avoided Billions in Taxes
by Keeping Money in Bermuda
Researchers discovered it by googling
"Google," "tax dodge" and "billions of dollars." |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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Shoppers, Retailers Face Off in Holiday
Death Match
Will retailers cave with last-minute discounts,
or will shoppers give in and buy first? |
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| SCIENCE |
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Huge Unforeseen Asteroid Just Misses Earth
They're breathing easier on asteroid, too. |
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Physicists Testing to See if Universe is
Actually Computer Simulation
And, if so, of what? |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Agriculture Department Eases
School Lunch Rules
Mystery meat may now contain meat. |
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| CRIME |
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Man in Romney
Mask Robs Virginia Bank
Man in Paul Ryan mask drives getaway car. |
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