| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Japan:
Robot Meant to Inspect Damaged Nuclear
Plant Fails in Test
Prints out error log, apologizes to nation, self-destructs. |
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| FACTOID |
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247 Billion Emails Sent Daily, 197 Billion
of Them Spam
Five of them without misspellings. |
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| POLLS |
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Gallup Survey: Filipinos Most
Emotional; Singaporeans Least Emotional
Filipinos “thrilled and horrified” by results,
Singaporeans “couldn't care less.” |
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| SPORTS |
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 Bikini Basketball
League to Begin First Season
Filling void between Lingerie Football and Topless
Tennis. |
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| The recent violence between Israelis
and Palestinians in Gaza has been ended by a cease-fire.
The result of these events will be: |
| A ) | Morsi emerges
stronger due to his role. |
| B ) | Hamas is more
respected as the voice of the Palestinian people. |
| C ) | Abbas is
marginalized due to his lack of a role. |
| D ) | Bibi comes
out looking tough before upcoming election. |
| E ) | Same old, same old. |
| Hint: The thing that hath been, it is
that which shall be; and that which is done is that which
shall be done: and there is nothing new under the sun. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 China: Highway
Built Despite Family's Refusal to Move
Defiant, homeowner says he's putting in a pool. |
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