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Mitt Romney lost the election because: |
A ) | he's cruel to dogs. |
B ) | he's out of touch with
average Americans. |
C ) | he has no sympathy
for people who need government help. |
D ) | he holds positions
on social issues at odds with a majority of Americans. |
E ) | he never paid his
fair share in taxes. |
F ) | he avoided military
service but supports an expansionist American military. |
G ) | he thinks half of us
are lazy moochers. |
H ) | he wants undocumented
immigrants to be hounded out of the country. |
I ) | he changed his
position on a range of issues numerous times. |
J ) | he made his living
pleasing investors at the expense of American workers. |
Hint: he had us at dogs. |