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| POLITICS |
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 Romney Pays
Surprise Visit to Chipotle
Scares the dickens out of employees. |
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| HIGH TECH |
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Over 1 Billion Smartphones
Now Being Used
Research continues on their link to brain
cancer. |
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| SPORTS |
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NFL: League Mulls Narrowing
Goal Posts as Field Goal
Success Rate Nearly 88%
Other remedies: blindfolding kickers;
using lead ball; English-only requirement. |
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| ART |
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 England: Damien Hirst Art Exhibit
Kills 9,000 Butterflies
Artist claims they were volunteers. |
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| FEATURE |
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| What are Papua New Guinea, Swaziland,
and the United States? |
| A ) | Countries most
popular with Japanese tourists. |
| B ) | Countries
reporting most UFO landings. |
| C ) | Only 3 countries
in the world that don’t have
mandatory paid maternity leave. |
| Hint: They don’t speak Japanese in
Swaziland, and lots of British farmers have seen UFOs. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Ryan Visits Empty
Ohio Soup Kitchen, Washes Already Washed Dishes
Takes his own photograph. |
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