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MISCELLANEOUS
Boy Scouts Keep Ban on Gays
Add new character goal: “Be prepared to out your buddies.”
Report: Denmark, Australia, Norway, Finland, Canada, Sweden and Germany Rank Higher Than U.S. in Social Mobility
At least American Dream alive and well somewhere.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Bad News: Office Workers Now Spend 650 Hours Per Year Using Email
Good news: fewer paper cuts.
 
SPORTS
NCAA Removes 111 Wins from Paterno, Penn State
Losses will remain.
NFL: Chad Ochocinco Suddenly Changes Name to “Johnson”
Says he saw it on old jersey and liked it.
What is this?
A )America’s best-loved brands.
B )The most trusted companies in our nation.
C )The companies where workers are paid the most.
D ) The companies where workers are treated the best.
E ) 23 consumer brands helping bankroll anti-Obama attack ads.
Hint: Charmin has replaced Angel Soft at the White House.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Drone Manufacturers Publish Code of Conduct
“Do unto others before they do unto you.”

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