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MISCELLANEOUS
For Sale: DARPA's Mysterious Stealth Ship “Sea Shadow”
For the man who has everything but world domination.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Facebook Wants Users to Identify Themselves if They're Organ Donors
Mark Zuckerberg might need your liver some day.
 
SPORTS
Critics Rail Against Rise in Sports Violence
And high ticket prices.
NCAA May Delay Changes to Academic Requirements
Especially one requiring defensive linebackers to pass reading test.
NFL Dumps Pro Bowl Due to Fan Disinterest
Will replace it with Pro Lingerie Bowl.
FEATURE
What the Hell is this?
A )Board game popular with the Romney family for après ski.
B ) Another example of what it means to be very successful.
C )Power point presentation by Bernard Madoff.
D )Chart showing connections between Mitt Romney, his son Tagg Romney, his chief fundraiser Spencer Zwick, the Romney campaign fund, and a notorious Ponzi scheme which wiped out the savings of thousands of retirees.
Hint: it’s only a game if your savings weren’t wiped out.

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