| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Most Americans
Can't Name Chief Justice
Chief Justice can't name four of his
Associate Justices. |
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Rare Penny Sells for $1.5 Million
You saw it, but didn't pick it up. |
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| LAW |
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Tennessee Senate Approves Bill to Warn
Students That Hand-Holding is a “Gateway to
Sexual Activity”
You start with that, soon you're exchanging
long, soulful looks. |
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| CRIME |
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Washington Post: Flawed FBI Forensic
Work Known About for Years
Those falsely convicted and still in jail
given free copy of newspaper. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Report: BP
Oil Spill Probable Cause of Deformed, Mutant
Fish, Eyeless Shrimp
And all the jambalaya you can eat. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Which of the following features
is Mitt Romney installing in his home in La Jolla,
California? |
| A ) | He's got
a home in La Jolla, California? |
| B ) | Hoist to
lift dogs onto top of his cars for travel. |
| C ) | Chairlift
from second floor bedrooms directly to beach. |
| D ) | Backyard
landing strip for his jets. |
| E ) | His 'n'
Hers horse stables for his Missouri Foxtrotters, her
Austrian Warmbloods. |
| F ) | Elevators
for his cars. |
| Hint: If there were no elevators,
somebody would have to drive them up and down
ramps like the ones in parking lots, which would
be frightfully tedious. |
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| PUBLISHING |
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No Pulitzer Awarded for Fiction
This Year
Judges too caught up in March Madness. |
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