| TECHNOLOGY |
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DARPA
Developing Humanoid Soldiers
To Replace Human Soldiers
However each will require battalion of repairmen. |
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 Google Testing
Augmented Reality Eyeglasses
Because reality sucks. |
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| SPORTS |
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As Masters Gets Under Way, Augusta
National Golf Club Still Men-Only
But next year it may consider allowing women to caddy. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Virginia Study Shows Bringing
Dogs to Work Reduces Stress
Bringing cats to work reveals you are in
need of professional help. |
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 International
Pillow Fight Day Marked Around Globe
At a more solemn celebration (not shown), a remembrance
for those who gave their lives pillow fighting. |
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| Mitt Romney gets what ordinary
citizens are going through because: |
| A ) | As a child,
he had a close, personal friendship with his chauffeur. |
| B ) | At Harvard,
he used to joke around with the waiters at the Hasty
Pudding Club. |
| C ) | He once
flew in coach. |
| D ) | He's personally
experienced how it feels when an average guy's off-shore
tax dodge is threatened by uncaring politicians in Washington. |
| Hint: He wasn't that close to his chauffeur,
he despised the waiters at the Hasty Pudding Club, and he
never flew coach. |
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Kamikaze. |
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