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PEOPLE
Wax Museum Inducts Kim Kardashian
Quick: which is the real one?
 
POLL
52% of Mississippi Republicans,
48% of Alabama Republicans
Believe Obama is a Muslim

But at least he's not a Mormon.
 
MEDIA
Rebekah Brooks, Former Head
Of Murdoch’s News International, Among Six Arrested in Raid

According to information hacked from her cell phone.
 
BUSINESS
Goldman Sachs Exec Resigns,
Decries Company's Shoddy Ethics

They were in it solely for the money, he claims.
Good News: The Class War is Over
Bad news: you lost.
SCIENCE
Sea Level Rise Seen as Threat
To 3.7 Million Americans

Most of them global warming doubters.
Scientists to Bring Woolly
Mammoth Back to Life
By Cloning Elephant Cells

What could go wrong?
 
NASA Scientist Debunks 2012 Mayan Doomsday Prophecies
As they predicted he would.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Those Who Eat Red Meat
Face Greater Threat of
Heart Disease, Cancer

And yet those who adhere to strict vegetarian diet always look like death warmed over.
Norwegian Study: LSD
Helps Treat Alcoholism

Primarily through one-time, life-changing revelation: you’re a drunk.

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