| ENTERTAINMENT |
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 DOGTV
Cable Channel Debuts
Not aimed at dogs, it's an outlet for lousy
television shows. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Consumer Sentiment Improves
Though some overcome with sentiment. |
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GM Now Sells More Cars in China Than in U.S.
As Mao said, “Let a thousand Buicks bloom.” |
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Pentagon's Black Budget Grows to
More Than $50 Billion
According to Office of Management and Black Budget. |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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 First
Lab-Grown Hamburger Will Be Served This Fall
You want fries with that? |
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| SCIENCE |
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Doubts Arise Concerning Faster-
Than-Light Neutrino
Turns out it was hand-timed. |
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Report: Global Warming Could
Shrink Humans
Which would affect everything from pro football
to pro basketball. |
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 Monkey's
Brainwaves Control Robotic Hand
Which then breaks glass, and monkey escapes. |
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New Planet Spotted Enshrouded in Thick,
Steamy Atmosphere
Where every day is a bad hair day. |
| HIGH TECH |
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 New
Fabric of Carbon Nanotubes Generates
Electicity From Body Heat
Enough to power your light-up bowtie. |
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