| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 New Jersey Gov.
Christie Vetoes Same-Sex Marriage Bill
Also vetoes bill requiring restaurant menus to
list calories. |
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Reagan, Clinton Judged Best Presidents
of Past 40 Years
In poll of senile philanderers. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Flaw Found in Encryption Method
Used Worldwide for All Online
Shopping, Banking
Don't be surprised if someone named Eddie in New
Zealand is enjoying a home entertainment system
you just purchased. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Claremont McKenna, Pricey Private CA
College, Inflated Freshman SAT Scores
to Get Higher Ranking from U.S. News &
World Report
Magazine says they will continue to rank
college highly, but no longer recommend it
for Ethics majors. |
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| RELIGION |
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Obama's Deceased Mother Baptized Into
Mormon Church
Where she'll become one of Joseph Smith's 300 wives. |
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| FEATURE |
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| What is this? |
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| A ) | Football coaching
staff at Penn State |
| B ) | National Association
for the Advancement of Men |
| C ) | Only witnesses
allowed by Chairman Darrell Issa (R-CA) of the House
Oversight Committee to testify about the availability of
contraception at hospitals |
| Hint: Women are not qualified to
speak about contraception. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 $6 Trillion in Bills
Recently Seized by FBI Could Have Erased National
Debt
Alas, they turned out to be fake. |
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