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ENTERTAINMENT
Sesame Street Adds Muppet Suffering From Poverty, Hunger
After Congress slashes funding for public TV.
 
ENVIRONMENT
States Step Up Fight Against
Invasive Asian Carp

Hire illegal aliens to catch them.
Report Finds BP, Transocean
And Halliburton Equally
Responsible for Gulf Oil Spill

Each sues the others, tying things up in court for another two hundred years.
 
BUSINESS
Plans for Floating Island City Unveiled by British Firm
Hopes design attracts billionaire megalomaniac intent on world domination.
SCIENCE
Astronomers Searching for Life on 86 Possible Earth-Like Planets
Including ours.
7-Month Old Babies Show Awareness of Others’ Viewpoint
Like the passenger trying to sleep in the seat in front of them.
 
 
New Dinosaur Tracks Discovered in Arkansas
Near Steven Spielberg's ranch.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Report: Only 2% of Imported
Foods Inspected

The rest we eat.
Little-Known Mineral, Erionite,
Could Kill You

Don't ask.

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