| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Bill Clinton
Turns 65, Goes Vegan
After ordering one last
burger. |
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Experts: Famed Outlaw
Butch Cassidy May Have
Survived Bolivian Shootout
But was later gunned down by D.B. Cooper. |
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Study: Less Agreeable
People Earn More
Than those they fire. |
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Historian Reveals North
Dakota
Not U.S. State Due to 1889
Paperwork Error
Fortunately, a computer glitch corrected
it. |
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 Billionaire
Funding Project to Establish
Sea-Based Libertarian Nations
Each would be just like America
except no taxes, no regulations,
no lawyers, no ex-wives. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Non-Human
DJ's Begin Replacing Humans at
Radio Stations
Shown: Denise, one of the zany
android hosts of KBYT's drivetime
Morning Zoo. |
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| RELIGION |
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 Madrid:
Pop-Up Confessionals Appear for
Pope's Visit
Many confess they just want to
get out of the sun. |
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| SPORTS |
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 Goodwill
Tour Turns Sour for American
College Kids in China
Chinese player accuses Americans
of too much borrowing, Americans
fire back about currency
manipulation and it was Katy bar
the door. |
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