| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Walmart
Receipt Bears Image of
Jesus
Not shown: Costco receipt
bearing image of Moses. |
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| RELIGION |
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Campus Crusade for Christ
Drops “Christ”
Say they're ready to crusade for someone
new. |
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Pope Excommunicates “Illicit”
Bishop Ordained by China's State-Controlled
Catholic Church
Chinese bishop: “Pope who?” |
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| KIDZ KORNER |
| Vocabulary
Builders |
| Showcase vote n.,
A vote held on a bill that has no chance
of passing, but still gives lawmakers a
taste of what a career in the circus,
their first choice, or acting, a close
second, would have been like. |
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| FEATURE |
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| In his testimony in front
of a Parliamentary
Committee regarding
hacking into cellphones
of celebrities, members of
the Royal family, and
families of murder or
kidnap victims, Rupert
Murdoch said he was |
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A ) |
sorry |
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B ) |
very, very sorry |
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C ) |
kind of a
little bit sorry |
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D ) |
sorry, but
not really |
| Hint:
remember when your
parents made you
apologize for tormenting
a younger sibling? Like
that. |
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| NEW PRODUCTS |
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Rolls-Royce
Introduces Electric
Version
Pays for itself in 800
years. |
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